CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKERS AND SIGNS
Be Fishers of Men…. You catch ’em, He’ll Clean ’em.
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is Awake.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
A concerned highway patrolman saw a car filled with elderly ladies driving down a busy highway at a mere 22 miles per hour. When the patrolman pulled the car over, he was stunned beyond
belief to find out why the driver was going so slowly.
Looking for speeding vehicles is not unusual for highway patrol, but when this officer clocked a car going much slower than the posted speed limit, he became quite worried. Good drivers know that driving too slow can be as dangerous as driving too fast, so the officer was determined to remind the motorist of this.
Seeing that the car was filled with five older ladies and aware of their need for safety, he pulled the driver over for a friendly warning.
He pointed out to the elderly lady that he had clocked her at 22 MPH. He explained that driving too slow could cause a situation that would endanger their safety, along with the safety of other motorists.
He also noticed that the other senior ladies seemed quite upset, even though they didn’t speak a word.
When the driver explained that she was going precisely the exact posted speed limit, her response bewildered the officer. Again, the officer stated that going too slow is very dangerous.
This time, it was the driver who was baffled. She again restated, “I am not going too slow. I was going precisely the speed limit!”
She then pointed to the road sign. Finally, the patrolman realized the problem. “That’s not the speed limit sign!”, he exclaimed. “That is the number of the highway! Route 22!”
The little elderly woman was embarrassed for her mistake. She thanked the officer graciously for explaining her error.
Just before he let the motorist leave, he thought to ask about the other ladies in the car who still looked quite stricken. He spoke to the driver saying, “Ma’am. Is everyone okay? These ladies look quite upset, and they haven’t said anything. Is there a problem?”
The sweet old driver responded with a sly smile, “Oh, they will be okay. We just got off of Route 119!”
Fortunately, the patrolman stopped them before they got to I-287.
One New Jersey family was beary surprised to find an impromptu pool party happening in their backyard!
Everyone knows that — even bears. By Ree Hines
He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”
The man was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?
Failure is part of learning; we should never give up the struggle in life.
Let others see Jesus in you this week!
Be His light in the darkness this week!
Have a Blessed Week!
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