THESE ARE HAPPY PEOPLE!
I was walking down life’s highway a long time ago. One day I saw a sign that read, “HEAVEN’S GROCERY STORE”.
As I got a little closer, the door opened wide, and then I found myself standing inside.
I saw a host of ANGELS. They were standing everywhere. One handed me a basket and said, “My Child, shop with care”.
Everything a human needed was in that grocery store. And if you couldn’t carry all, you could come back the next day for more.
First, I got some PATIENCE. LOVE was in the same row. Further down was UNDERSTANDING; you need that everywhere you go.
I got a box or two of WISDOM, a bag or two of FAITH. I just couldn’t miss the HOLY GHOST, for it was all over the place.
I stopped to get some STRENGTH and COURAGE TO HELP ME RUN THIS RACE. By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed some GRACE.
I didn’t forget SALVATION, for SALVATION was free.So I tried to get enough of that to save both you and me.
Then I started up to the counter to pay my grocery bill. For I thought I had everything to do the MASTER’S will.
As I went up the aisle, I saw PRAYER; and I just had to put that in, for I knew when I stepped outside, I would run into sin.
PEACE and JOY were plentiful; they were last on the shelf SONG and PRAISE were hanging near, so I just helped myself
Then I said to the angel, “Now, how much do I owe?” He smiled again and said, “MY CHILD, GOD PAID YOUR BILL A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.”
MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS IS NEXT TUESDAY!
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’
She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.
THIS WEEK’S THREE FAVORITE PHOTOS!
MORE OF LITTLE BOYS STYLIN!!
Reach out to someone in need this week!
Let others see Jesus in you this week!
Be His light in the darkness this week!
Have a Blessed Week!
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