After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles,has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed,
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..
“How can you be so sure?” she
protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and theCat Scan, it’s now $150.”
You know the feeling…Your eyelids get heavy, the yawns come fast and furious, and the one place you want to be is your bed.
As an adult, you usually have to wait until the end of the day to satisfy that slumbering fantasy. But as a kid, napping isn’t only encouraged — it’s actually a built-in part of your day.
And despite how much kids might protest that they are not tired and they are not going to take a nap, sometimes they lose the battle against sleep no matter where they are when it hits.
Who Says that you can’t have fun when you’ve aged? These elderly couples are proof that just because your appearance has changed doesn’t mean that your soul has lost it’s youth as well. You can still be a free spirit. These duo’s are still enjoying life and acting foolishly.
Taking a casual stroll around town.
It’s not a real shark but you would think it is by the look of horror on her face!
This couple has a sense of humor. They were asked to act like they’ve been married for 60 years. This was their reaction.
Grandpa was trying to be sneaky…
Taking a selfie.
She kept getting on and off the scale for about 7 minutes, never noticing what her husband was doing behind her.
You’re never too old for a good embrace.
The grandkids can do it, so why not.
This is hilarious.
Staying foolish together.
Olive Oyl and Popeye
Enjoying the beautiful weather.
“Still cruisin’ after all these years”
Walkers can’t slow them down!
So remember, always stay young and have fun!
Reach out to someone in need this week!
Let others see Jesus in you this week!
Be His light in the darkness this week!
Have a Blessed Week!
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